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  • Jack:

    Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!

  • Alex:

    Where are you going?!

  • Jack:

    We're not done yet!

  • Alex:

    Where are you guys going!?

  • Jack:

    What the fuck are you doing?!

  • Alex:

    Guys!

  • Jack:

    C'mon!

  • Alex:

    Oh wait, they're just going to poop.

  • Jack:

    Now we've got to wait for them.

  • Alex:

    We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.

  • ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.

  • Alex:

    Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.

  • Jack:

    Girls don't poop!

  • Alex:

    Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.

  • Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.

  • Alex:

    Nope, nope. False alarm.

  • Jack:

    False alarm.

  • Alex:

    False alarm. Where are they?

  • Jack:

    Nope.

  • Alex:

    That's not them.

  • Jack:

    Unless they both turned into a guy?

  • Alex:

    They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.

  • Jack:

    That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?

  • Alex:

    They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.

  • Jack:

    They're probably doing drugs.

  • Alex:

    I'm GOING to wait.

  • Jack:

    Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?

  • Alex:

    Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!

  • Jack:

    Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.

  • Alex:

    I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!

  • Rian gets up to go and get them.

  • Alex:

    What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.

  • Jack:

    Don't tell them what we're doing

  • Alex:

    He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'

  • Girls and Rian come out to cheering.

  • Jack and Alex:

    YAY!!

  • Alex:

    Good job guys.

  • Jack:

    We waited for you!

  • Alex:

    How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?

  • Jack:

    Are you on drugs?